The lord is my programmer.

The lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.

He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart.

All of his commands are user friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life,

I will fear no bugs, for he is my backup.

His password protects me.

He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.

His help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me, all the days of my life.

And my file will be merged with his and saved forever!

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